Ever notice how environmentalists are always depicted as hippy flower type children with no jobs and hair that doesn't match the 'wall street' type eye? That's because the latter group is jealous of their bravery and ability to stand outside the norm and say what's right. They are not kiss assers.

I've been explaining the difference between parasitic and symbiotic relationships to my 6 year old. Guess which one he thinks applies to the way we treat our planet???