Classic face palm moment
One does not simply tire of reading the same 'One does not simply walk into Mordor' jokes into Mordor.
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever-watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with 10,000 Men could you do this. It is folly.